1. When I was a kid and they first taught me how tests have choice E for “answer not shown”

    I usually went for that answer if I didn’t know any better.

    Because I figured since I can choose 1 single answer from a-d, or choose a billion answer not shown through e, I had a better chance and getting a right answer.

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  2. In the 4th grade I had a friendship with this kid that was based exclusively around Pokemon. He asked me how much HP a human has, and I told him it depends on what level he was.

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  3. Possibly the scariest thing ever. I can’t.

    Possibly the scariest thing ever. I can’t.

    (via linxspiration)

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  4. I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
    – THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via thearistocatic)

    (via sylvysparrow)

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  5. I’ve been drinking WATERMELON

    I’ve been drinking WATERMELON

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  6. Friends are drugs. They leave you in deep withdrawals, you bend over backwards for them, and the results are mixed. You are never sure if its what you need, if there is better, but certainly they have something that you lack by yourself. You look to recreate that one time, but it’s never as good. Always hit or miss. And when you try to over do it its underwhelming and a steep slope back to reality. The reality is that its not what you think it is. It won’t ever be.

    But that won’t stop you from going back. Drugs

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  7. Just the thought of you throws my emotions in chaos. I wish I never met you but I hope I never forget you. I want all of you or none of you; in between is something worse.

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  8. Subtle love letter

    Subtle love letter

    (via cecivon)

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  9. It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.
    – Hugh Laurie  (via arabarabarab)

    (via sylvysparrow)

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  10. Even in life you have the show up front and the backstage behind the scenes that runs the show. Its hard to do both.

    I fight routine but there is a reason why routine works. There’s no chaos. Chaos may be good, but only if it stirs creativity. If it dilutes creativity, its harmful.

    I haven’t organize back stage. I haven’t figured out what I’m performing on stage. I’m still in production and I’ll admit its still messy.

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